Frequently Asked Questions
Unfortunately, I can't speak aloud about magic because the High Council is listening. AGAIN. So, I've written this tome to quell your curious queries.
Q. Why are you wearing that hat?
It gives me +2 Charisma. I need the help.
Q. Are you a witch?
Is it not obvious??? :3
Q. Where's your wand?
I dropped it next to a kobold. :(
Q. Who are you?
I'm Kooji! A wannabe bard with 2 yo-yos. I also write your favorite spells—turns out computer engineering is a sector of enchantmentation.
Q. Who are you really?
Q. Do you always wear that hat?
Yeag! Unless there’s a strong wind warning from the Witch Weather Service.
Q. What is your hat made of?
100% Hopes and Dreams. jk. It's made of Wool.
Q. Is it enchanted?
Enchanted? No. Cursed? Yes. Haunted? Kind of... it depends on your definition of haunted.
Q. Did you make it? / Where can I get one?
I did not make it. I got mine from Leonardo Carbone! (not sponsored :p)
Q. Do you have more hats?
Yup! I've got a railroad conductor hat, a funeral parlor director hat, a military fatigue hat, a rice farmer hat, and a beanie. I'm planning to get a green witch hat on the next blue moon.
Q. Do you know any spells / tricks?
I'm working on a spell that summons Your Worst Nightmare ^_^
Q. Do people ask a lot?
You're the 621st person. (If this number doesn't go up, you're in a time loop. Get this figured out with your local chronomancer.)
Q. Is it Halloween already?
They don't tell you this in school, but, Halloween never ends.